ThunderKing Number Puncher
Here’s the deal...I’m already a germaphobe. But now that it’s socially acceptable and praised, everyone seems to be understanding how gross the number keypad at your grocery store is. So you can keep this bad boy on your keychain and punch those numbers, pull open doors, or poke would-be assassins in the eye and stay safe.
Not to worry Karen, we aren’t introducing more plastic for our landfills. These are PLA, or Polylactic Acid, the second most widely used bioplastic in the world. Essentially derived from corn or sugarcane, they are biodegradable. Doing our best here! Leave the manager alone!